GUIDELINES

1) Guns or weapons are allowed in the studio but do not reach for them!

2) No animosity or drama will be permitted. ANY signs of aggression or alpha-dog behavior in this studio will be met with the strongest retort. 

3) Our instruments, microphones, and equipment are very expensive.  Please DO NOT HANDLE ANYTHING without permission.  If you need assistance with any equipment, (i.e. lowering a mIcrophone,...) PLEASE ASK YOUR ENGINEER!! 

4) We have water on premises. If you require something stronger, (energy drinks, beer, liquor,...)  you need to bring it.  

 WE  DO NOT  HAVE LICENCE TO SERVE ALCOHOL, BEVERAGES, OR FOOD

TO CLIENTS!!

5) Smoking is permitted on the outside ONLY!  Please do not throw your cigarette butts in the parking lot.  

ABSOLUTELY NO! NO! NO! ILLEGAL DRUGS OF ANY KIND!

some won't get this so I'll say it again

ABSOLUTELY NO! NO! NO! ILLEGAL DRUGS OF ANY KIND!

one more time for those who still didn't get the subtle hint

ABSOLUTELY NO! NO! NO! ILLEGAL DRUGS OF ANY KIND!

6) Since our studio is SMALL, please leave your buddies, girlfriends, boyfriends, spouses, and children with someone who can babysit them. (Rare exceptions for well-behaved children or hot girlfriends)

7) If you arrive early to your appointment, please be seated in the lobby and respect other artists by keeping the volume (talk and music) to a minimum.  After your session is over, you must leave the premise in a timely manner.  NO LOITERING in the lobby, studio, or on the lot! 

8) If you have an appointment for a certain time and you do not show up or call before that time, your studio time is cancelled and you will need to reschedule. If you are a "no-show" 3 times, you will NOT  be rescheduled.

FOR OUR GREAT PRICES, YOU NEED TO BRING YOUR "A-GAME"!!!  

PLEASE DON'T COME UNPREPARED AND EXPECT US TO "FIX" ALL YOUR ISSUES FOR THESE RATES!